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Nerds Weren’t Always Cool
When I was a kid my school would have book fairs. And by fair, I mean they would set-up some extra shelves in the library with books for sale. My teacher wanted each of us to buy one for an … Continue...
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Falling Into Ballet
I’m convinced that if I had taken ballet as a child I would be able to turn any stumble into a pirouette or something else equally amazing. Unfortunately, I’m too tall, although I do have a nice...
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A Valentine’s Day Story or My Brief Journey into Erotica
This is also a story about why I never got very far in high school Spanish. Spanish class was particularly boring because I had particularly dull teacher. She’d do this annoying thing where she’d lean...
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How to Capture the Flag
Like a lot kids, I was awkward and painfully shy. I wasn’t very good at pretending like I knew how to socialize, and kids suck at conversation anyway, which is why they usually just resort to being...
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Face Painting or How I Know When to Give Up
At some point in high school, I got suckered into working a kids’ fair at a local elementary school. I thought this would be fun, until I remembered that I don’t really like children. Everyone was...
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Gifts for a Mother
To my mom, who never hesitated to accept my repurposed vandalized gifts. Happy Mother’s Day!
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Deserted Tropical Pools
When I was a kid, I loved swimming in the swimming pools that had the fake waterfalls and all the plants around them. The only problem was that I liked to pretend that I was on a deserted tropical...
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How to Create a Monster in 5 Easy Steps
1. Pick your monster. Generally, your monster should be something that isn’t already terrifying. If you are scared or disgusted by your monster before you even start, you will never be able to create a...
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